The Fred Needles Blog is home to trenchant social critiques, incisive pop culture analysis, and occasionally ham-fisted Russian propaganda (our cyber-security is not yet on par with our wit).

Equal parts satire, essayism, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle blog Goop, we strive to walk the line between being innocuously unnecessary and being actually oddly enervating through our very existence.

If you have suggestions about content or any racist and/or sexist comments, we’d be happy to receive them. You can submit said feedback to our suggestion box, which is conveniently located in your garage, or on the side of your house, and is emptied weekly.



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